For Xmas I got a lot of presents. Toys, food, more toys, more food. I was a very good dog, so I probably deserved everything.
However, there was one toy I got that I wasn't too sure about. It is a Mr. Bill doll and when you squeeze him he screams "Ohhhhh Noooooo!!!!!". I'll be honest, when he first showed up, I was pretty scared of him. So I decided there was only one thing to do. I invited Asoka over and he we killed him.
First I tried just removing his mouth so he couldn't scream anymore. Much to my horror, he was still able to scream, even with no mouth!!! So we had no choice but to take him out of the picture for good.
The adventures of Roscoe the Dog
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